AUGUSTA, GEORGIA - APRIL 12: Ludvig Aberg of Sweden acknowledges the crowd on the second green during the final round of the 2026 Masters Tournament at Augusta National Golf Club on April 12, 2026 in Augusta, Georgia. (Photo by Hector Vivas/Getty Images) | Getty Images Ed.note: This was originally Monday’s Hilario, but I neglected to publish it. So now it’s here, on Tuesday. Carry on.WowBREAKING: Spurs become the first team in history to have zero New Manager Bounce three times in the same season— Paddy Power (@paddypower) April 12, 2026🚨BREAKING: Tottenham officially have the 3rd highest chance of getting relegated, per Polymarket…The only 2 sides more likely to get relegated that Tottenham are Wolves and Burnley. pic.twitter.com/1RqIRQC1ap— Polymarket Sports (@PolymarketSport) April 12, 2026LolArsenal this season:Iykyk pic.twitter.com/4xsUd44x0H— l○wkēy•AHMAD ➐ (@Graaffiti) April 11, 2026Hmm🚨 Bruno Fernandes on Harry Kane: “If he had stayed at Tottenham another one or two seasons, he’d have been the best goalscorer ever in the Premier League.

So, would he have been a legend or not? He would”“He decided to go to Bayern and the decision is good because he knows he… pic.twitter.com/dCjVie1HT6— Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) April 12, 2026